i hear this got ripped off on american idol last night (by the girly looking dude with dreds). pretty good, for teh idol, and all, but this version rocks my socks.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
chris said...General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
chris said...General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Fail or not its still lol. I can just imagine this happening on Radio 4's Today program.
see now my drunken self has to speak up... I am kind of annoyed at the fact everyone like that General Cosgrove article not because i am against people owning guns im not its just that its another example of the outright lies Republicans have been spewing across the internet for years that 'uninformed' people take as truth
okay ~Im ranting, but three people laughing at that just hit a button
I am not Anti Republican I have many republican beliefs
I believe in states rights, and individual rights I believe in a smaller less infringing government
I'm not anti democrat either, some good stuff there too(not run by the christians) but i consider myself a libertarian
but this outright lie shit (ie. obama sworn in on the koran, obama did not pledge allegiance, hillary had an alien stepson) its all such bullshit, but people ddo believe it
I am just annnoyed that both political parties have gotten so ass fucked by this EXTREME SECT of christians that they feel the need to kowtow to them in order to get elected I am annoyed that some are so brainwashed they have no problem SPREADING LIES for some insan e agenda taht i donteven think they get (I cant really figure out why anyone would get so over enthused with any candidate anymore- the whole thing is so fucked...and right now Rhonda Fucking Storms (a County Commisioner has given me just as many headaches as GW (im sorry GW is just bad, has been bad, knew he would be bad, will be rememberedas bad, he s awful)
either way i dont find political agenda lies funny, doesnt offend me~ dont get me wrong, just annoys the hell me because some people think its true
i think snopes should be a built in bookmark on every browser
im sorry, drunk ranto over and need a disco nap as its 714 in the pm and honestly i am a ver good speller~ just a very BAD typer!
(chris you should probabl;y move this rant to some dark corner of the board)
or maybe i just typed this crazy ass shit to see if i too can be part of "the internet doesn't get much better than this"
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cool name then. actually.... a brilliant name
here's another one:
i hear this got ripped off on american idol last night (by the girly looking dude with dreds). pretty good, for teh idol, and all, but this version rocks my socks.
*Me First and The Gimme Gimmes also do a great cover of it too
The Camel Toads story made me go HEH!
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes - Over The Rainbow
That was excellent orson. Thanks.
BUT I LOVE ME SOME GNARLS-BARKLEY!!!!!!!!
I entered this 4 times in my iPod so I wouldn't have to poke the back button while walking!!!!!
Gnarls Barkley - Run
Thanks, Sweetie!
And I'll be watching tonight!! :-D
:happy:
(actually, i hear it's banned from tv stations atm due to complaints about seizures. crazy fresh!) that was a chicken.
People had SEIZURES??! Geezus Wept. They must be a flock of *delicate flowers*!!!! :awkward:
???
linky
ouch!
order here
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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I am kind of annoyed at the fact everyone like that General Cosgrove article
not because i am against people owning guns
im not
its just that
its another example of the outright lies Republicans have been spewing across the internet for years
that 'uninformed' people take as truth
okay ~Im ranting, but three people laughing at that just hit a button
I am not Anti Republican
I have many republican beliefs
I believe in states rights, and individual rights
I believe in a smaller less infringing government
I'm not anti democrat either, some good stuff there too(not run by the christians)
but i consider myself a libertarian
but this outright lie shit (ie. obama sworn in on the koran, obama did not pledge allegiance, hillary had an alien stepson)
its all such bullshit, but people ddo believe it
I am just annnoyed that both political parties have gotten so ass fucked by this EXTREME SECT of christians that they feel the need to kowtow to them in order to get elected
I am annoyed that some are so brainwashed they have no problem SPREADING LIES for some insan e agenda taht i donteven think they get
(I cant really figure out why anyone would get so over enthused with any candidate anymore- the whole thing is so fucked...and right now Rhonda Fucking Storms (a County Commisioner has given me just as many headaches as GW
(im sorry GW is just bad, has been bad, knew he would be bad, will be rememberedas bad, he s awful)
either way i dont find political agenda lies funny, doesnt offend me~ dont get me wrong, just annoys the hell me
because some people think its true
i think snopes should be a built in bookmark on every browser
im sorry, drunk ranto over
and need a disco nap as its 714 in the pm
and honestly i am a ver good speller~ just a very BAD typer!
(chris you should probabl;y move this rant to some dark corner of the board)
or maybe i just typed this crazy ass shit to see if i too can be part of
"the internet doesn't get much better than this"