Office Toilet Manners?
Ok, I was in the washroom taking a leak to the thundering boom of some guys ass exploding out his McUnhealthy meal. A few sputters, a splat and a few more burrr--r-r-r-r-r-rr splat.... and a loud painful grown.
At what point is it appropriate to start coaching him, giving him words of encouragement or maybe tell him to get the salad next time? I mean, sometimes the grunts sound like death growns.
Better yet, if your taking a dump and some guy offers a helpful suggestion of a healthy stir fry - how would you react?
Maybe a supportive, "PUSH!!! and BREATH!!! HEEAVE HEEAVE HOOO HEAAVE HEEEEAAAVE HOOO!!! now PUSH!"
Or maybe something more subtle like sliding a coupon for a hearty fiber filled salad.
Maybe grab the next stall and go for a game of "battleship"?
He sounded like he was giving birth to a puddle of melted marsh mellows the size of a baby whale. And it smelt like month old walrus cum.
I wanted to stop mid-pee stream and go to the floor below to finish.
At what point is it appropriate to start coaching him, giving him words of encouragement or maybe tell him to get the salad next time? I mean, sometimes the grunts sound like death growns.
Better yet, if your taking a dump and some guy offers a helpful suggestion of a healthy stir fry - how would you react?
Maybe a supportive, "PUSH!!! and BREATH!!! HEEAVE HEEAVE HOOO HEAAVE HEEEEAAAVE HOOO!!! now PUSH!"
Or maybe something more subtle like sliding a coupon for a hearty fiber filled salad.
Maybe grab the next stall and go for a game of "battleship"?
He sounded like he was giving birth to a puddle of melted marsh mellows the size of a baby whale. And it smelt like month old walrus cum.
I wanted to stop mid-pee stream and go to the floor below to finish.
Comments
Good hygiene. I can give you a link if you want to learn more about it.
maybe stop judging others in the loo.
I guess only Canadians would know about this. Any comment, mick?
We collected them all up and gave them back to her as a leaving present in a box with ribbon and all that, she was really taken aback and started crying, calling us all names under the sun as we rolled around on the floor laughing and pointing at her. Martin even pissed himself a bit which made us laugh even more, then he got up, ran over to the box and shoved a large one in his mouth while unbuttoning his shirt and proceeded to run about in circles with his arms in the air with tears streaming down his face. We were all crying at this point.
It was hilarious!!!
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