Happy Birthday, Guinness!
Guinness turns 250..
SOME GUINNESS WAS SPILT ON THE BARROOM FLOOR,
WHEN THE PUB WAS SHUT FOR THE NIGHT.
WHEN OUT OF HIS HOLE CREPT A WEE BROWN MOUSE,
AND HE STOOD IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT.
HE LAPPED UP THE FROTHY BREW FROM THE FLOOR,
THEN BACK ON HIS HAUNCHES HE SAT.
AND ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU COULD HEAR THE MOUSE ROAR,
"BRING ON THE GODDAMN CAT!!!"
SOME GUINNESS WAS SPILT ON THE BARROOM FLOOR,
WHEN THE PUB WAS SHUT FOR THE NIGHT.
WHEN OUT OF HIS HOLE CREPT A WEE BROWN MOUSE,
AND HE STOOD IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT.
HE LAPPED UP THE FROTHY BREW FROM THE FLOOR,
THEN BACK ON HIS HAUNCHES HE SAT.
AND ALL NIGHT LONG, YOU COULD HEAR THE MOUSE ROAR,
"BRING ON THE GODDAMN CAT!!!"
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