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mick said...oi !this cartoon has been making the rounds. it resonates. ;)
nicko said...the kerning's a bit out on the 'w' and 'a' of Edward but otherwise :happy:
mick said...A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The family's little girl naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door. Eventually the construction crew adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother, who suggested that they take the "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay at such a young age.The little girl proudly said, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"She replied, "I will if those assholes at Lowes ever deliver the fucking sheetrock.":)
Can you solve this puzzle?You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses.What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?