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tallsam said...I've not read all the jokes in this thread so apologies if this one has been up before but its my favourite:Why do women wear make up and perfume?[hide]Cos they're ugly and they smell.:happy:[/hide]
dek said...A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks. I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'The small guy says: 'Turner Brown. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.'
chris said...A guy with a giant orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get that giant orange head?"The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.A genie came out and said, ' I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire... what is your first wish?' I said, ' I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.Then he said, ' what is your second wish?' I said, ' I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous woman who immediately loved me."Then the genie said, 'and what is your third wish?'... and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I would like a giant orange head."[hide]this is likely not funny to most people, apologies in advance (well, after you've already read it and expected a punchline in here, or something)[/hide]
Ve. said...actually ...this one would do alright ...would be just fine...still stand up...without the white/black in it...I'm just saying...