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squapple:Choked on his own vimto
squapple:did you here about the dyslexic alcoholic?Choked on his own vimto
veryfunnybones:Rene Descatres walks into a bar. Bartender asks him if he wants the regular. Descartes replies "I think not". Poof.... he disappeared.
Q: What do a womanâ€™s arsehole and a 9 volt battery have in common?A: You know itâ€™s wrong, but you also know that sooner or later youâ€™re gonna put your tongue on it.