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LOL!squapple:Choked on his own vimto
squapple:did you here about the dyslexic alcoholic?
Choked on his own vimto
veryfunnybones:Rene Descatres walks into a bar. Bartender asks him if he wants the regular. Descartes replies "I think not". Poof.... he disappeared.
Q: What do a woman’s arsehole and a 9 volt battery have in common?
A: You know it’s wrong, but you also know that sooner or later you’re gonna put your tongue on it.