After having a shit...

edited July 2007 in conversations
do you sometimes have a look how much you managed to squeeze out? And that if it was only a few pebbles that your depressed/pissed off? I just HATE it when my head is a deep red prurple and when my vains are close to exploding and all that comes out is something that looks like rabbit shit. Four days of constipation now =(

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  • edited 2:18PM
    eat more vegetables and soup! (and liquids)
    I never have to force any dump out, my "machine" works perfectly LOL!
  • edited 2:18PM
    inflict yourself with IBS, it's a surprise every time and comes with life time guarantee! :happy:

    I'm still amazed when I drink red wine...I get the best shade of Rain Forest green ever! :smile:

    vortexual
  • edited 2:18PM
    fruit and veg, fruit and veg - and yes i do :)
  • edited 2:18PM
    Fosters :)
  • edited 2:18PM
    i drink at least 2 - 3 litres of water a day. i eat lots of fruit and veg too. im also tired of drinking prune juice because it isn't that good to drink all the time.
  • edited July 2007
    maybe you want to try this:

    Einlaufblitz!



    sorry :)



    seriously tho, you shoud go visit a doctor i think ...
  • edited 2:18PM
    what a lovely topic.

    What about blowing your nose? I tend to look dont know why tho ;)
  • edited 2:18PM
    colonic irrigation, yep, that's the beginning of the solution
  • edited July 2007
    slow day?
  • edited 2:18PM
    maybe chicken just don't like giving anything away for free, even if it's just shit !!!! :happy:

    vortexual :wink:
  • edited 2:18PM
    Try fisting
  • edited 2:18PM
    otsirhc:Try fisting
    now that's an advice I would never think of! LOL!
    my advice is to eat less chicken :tongue:
  • edited July 2007
    i had a similar thing a few weeks ago...

    couldnt go for about 2-3 days, so i bought some 'dookie ease' or something from tesco...

    got to work, opened the box to take some and the box was empty!

    SOOO... annoyed it made me poo! spooky
  • edited 2:18PM
    GffMaC:
    What about blowing your nose? I tend to look dont know why tho ;)
    I do that too!!

    I've been taking medication to help mestop smoking and one of theside effects is constipation, not had a normal poo in about 6 weeks. :nausea:

    Apparently, if you don't have enough fibre in your body your poos sink, if you have enough in your diet, they will stay on the surface of the water, and too much . . . float straight out of the loo. Ok tht's exagerating a little, but the first bits were true!

    I have loads of poo related facts. :smile:
  • edited 2:18PM
    we'll call you the poo lady then :D
  • edited 2:18PM
    It's slightly more appealing than Shit Woman. :happy:
  • edited 2:18PM
    HAHA!
  • edited 2:18PM
    This thread is nuffink without pictures dammit!
  • edited 2:18PM
    will ratemypoo do?
  • edited 2:18PM
    i recommend junk science. :)

    constipation help


    my neighbour has an old cat with slow bowels, she gives him a tablespoon of mashed cooked pumpkin daily. slimy shit ensues.

    ;)
  • edited 2:18PM
    this thread is also going slowly down the toilet bowl...

    ... today i had a 'slider' if you will. fucking annoying to try and flush that. it was part shit, part glue i swear!
  • edited 2:18PM
    this thread has pootential!
  • edited 2:18PM
    I'm pissed off because all my best specimins end up being in the 'phantom' category. Straight up the back of toilet never to be seen again !
  • edited 2:18PM
    Coupla shots of cheap mezcal will clear it up... And I mean cheap.. The stuff that tastes like Turpintine..
  • edited 2:18PM
    LOL - I've actually just rest all this thread - what am I doing?!?!?

    Good luck with the move chicken

    :awkward::happy:
  • edited 2:18PM
    I haven't been on FL in a few days and this is what I come back to...

    you're all a bunch of shit-talkers :tongue:
  • edited 2:18PM
    I might go for another couple of Colon Hydrotherapy sessions =) They helped in the past for a good year at least. i think I need to sop eating meat. I had too much of that lately
  • edited 2:18PM
    This topic is CRAP :nausea::wink:
  • edited 2:18PM
    otsirhc:Try fisting
    is this spam? ;P
  • edited 2:18PM
    Or maybe even try Spam !
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