After having a shit...
do you sometimes have a look how much you managed to squeeze out? And that if it was only a few pebbles that your depressed/pissed off? I just HATE it when my head is a deep red prurple and when my vains are close to exploding and all that comes out is something that looks like rabbit shit. Four days of constipation now =(
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I never have to force any dump out, my "machine" works perfectly LOL!
I'm still amazed when I drink red wine...I get the best shade of Rain Forest green ever!
vortexual
sorry
seriously tho, you shoud go visit a doctor i think ...
What about blowing your nose? I tend to look dont know why tho
vortexual
my advice is to eat less chicken
couldnt go for about 2-3 days, so i bought some 'dookie ease' or something from tesco...
got to work, opened the box to take some and the box was empty!
SOOO... annoyed it made me poo! spooky
I've been taking medication to help mestop smoking and one of theside effects is constipation, not had a normal poo in about 6 weeks. :nausea:
Apparently, if you don't have enough fibre in your body your poos sink, if you have enough in your diet, they will stay on the surface of the water, and too much . . . float straight out of the loo. Ok tht's exagerating a little, but the first bits were true!
I have loads of poo related facts.
my neighbour has an old cat with slow bowels, she gives him a tablespoon of mashed cooked pumpkin daily. slimy shit ensues.
... today i had a 'slider' if you will. fucking annoying to try and flush that. it was part shit, part glue i swear!
Good luck with the move chicken
:awkward::happy:
you're all a bunch of shit-talkers